He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
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I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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