Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I need a burrito and a hug.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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