The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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