So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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