when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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