He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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