I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
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That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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