I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
we're so committed to being not committed
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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