Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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