i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
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