So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
As shirtless as possible
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
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this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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