Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
