My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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