hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
We're using joints as your birthday candles
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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