google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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