if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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