I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
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Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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