The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
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Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
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I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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