Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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