No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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