i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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