awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Holy shit dude........stairs
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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