i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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