He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
