you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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