...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
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I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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