I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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