its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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