after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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