That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
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So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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