is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Another day, another engagement, another cat
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Randomize
