I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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