wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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