Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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