they need to just BURY HIM!
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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