I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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