A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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