The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
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Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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