Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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