quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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