She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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