I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
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My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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