Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Randomize
