theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
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Are my feet made of real feet?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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