I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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