her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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