Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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