i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Non-Jews are for practice
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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