Your tits are I can't wait for
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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