I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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