She's JV to your varsity
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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