Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I love you.
Bad choice
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