sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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