i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
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i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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