dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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