Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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