i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
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Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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