On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
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